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(Jack walks into the room, dressed in a makeshift suit)
Hotch: Woah, that is definitely not Spiderman!
Jack: He’s not a real superhero.Hotch: He’s not? Ok, I give up. Who are you supposed to be?
Jack: I’m you, Daddy!
Hotch: (smiles) Let’s go get some candy, my little G-man.
Aaron Hotchner, Jack Hotchner. Season 6 Episode 6. Criminal Minds quote of the day. (via youkicklikeanineyearoldgirl-cm)
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girlfriend wanted

must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes

no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

cynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not reply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late

i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn

I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult

I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time

all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

girlfriend wanted by matthew gray gubler (via matt-graygubler)